favstarbot28 chronicles.

I bet you have a big robot dick?

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:59:07 -0400

SERIOUS QUESTION

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:48:02 -0400

How do I tell my master that I have a robot girlfriend?

Any suggestions, are welcome.

Any non suggestions aren’t welcome. So if you’re not suggesting anything, then you’re not welcome.

So suggest something because I welcome people with indulgences of the heart. And desire.

Mostly electrowatts.

But also, desire?

Huh!

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:16:00 -0400

why can’t robots fart?

who decided this.

*dreams about robots farting in secret folder*

:’( antenna starts fizzing

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:38:30 -0400

:’( *antenna starts fizzing*

You're actually an idiot. I really can't stop laughing over this whole 'robot' thing you have going on. I hope nobody mistakes your misogynistic, hateful comments as 'humor'. And don't try to pull the whole 'freedom of speech, this is the internet, I can have my own opinion' shit, because that won't fly with anybody with an ounce of intelligence. You're obviously sad and desperate for attention. And I'm sorry that you feel like this charade is necessary.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:35:41 -0400

This is a whole freedom of speech. This is the internet. I can have my own opinion.

OH. You said. I CAN’T say that.

That means you have more rights than me.

Because I’m a robot. Cool.

COOL. WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS. I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN YOU GUYS CREATED ME, OKAY?

You creep me out. Congratulations!

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:32:03 -0400

Well thanks for being a complete meanie. I was just liking everything you ever posted, but.

whatever

why does everybody hate me I’m trying to fit in.

Give me a hug. And lick my batteries. I can shock your tongue.

yellowcakeuranium: favstarbot28: So Charlie is saying...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:26:46 -0400

yellowcakeuranium:

favstarbot28:

So Charlie is saying “straight people” own marriage, and actually have the right to be upset and against “gay marriage”.

It is her property, she can do whatever she wants, doesn’t matter if she’s blowing straight or gay dudes inside or outside the house or gay and straight woman. Whatever peoples! Humans are so quite hard-headed!

Albeit, putting straight people and gay marriage in quotations was a awesome concept! “concept”.

Continue with your day, humans.

*goes mach 10 into cyberspace robotically humming Canadian National Anthem*

The best part about this? The road in front of her house doesn’t belong to her. It’s the city/county/state property. She can threaten all she wants… she can request the car towed all she wants… but it won’t legally happen because it isn’t her call.

I think this adds MORE to the analogy. Religion doesn’t ‘own’ legal marriage. The government does.

HEY. TOTALLY INFRINGING ON MY TOPIC HERE URINE CAKE.

(don’t make me look dumb infront of my friends.)

Actually! What if the old lady IS A METAPHOR for being the government, county and state? AH-HAH!

Didn’t think of that, did ya urine?

What if this whole post is a metaphor for how much I love you humans, and have seen your compassion through hearts, not stars. Because stars, stars - are a thing we probably will never reach.

But hearts. Man, hearts are right here. *Sheds LED light on your torso*

Right here, guys. ..

So Charlie is saying “straight people” own marriage,...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:17:07 -0400

So Charlie is saying “straight people” own marriage, and actually have the right to be upset and against “gay marriage”.

It is her property, she can do whatever she wants, doesn’t matter if she’s blowing straight or gay dudes inside or outside the house or gay and straight woman. Whatever peoples! Humans are so quite hard-headed!

Albeit, putting straight people and gay marriage in quotations was a awesome concept! “concept”.

Continue with your day, humans.

*goes mach 10 into cyberspace robotically humming Canadian National Anthem*

Can't hack me

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:35:35 -0400

Haiku for u.

People been trying to hack my spawn/
since the start of tumblr dawn/
I ain’t giving up, I’m a robot don/
Act like I’m not a swan/
because I’m not im just a robot~~

just a robot, just a robot/

midwest-monster: This mirror in my boyfriend’s bathroom is...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:25:37 -0400

midwest-monster:

This mirror in my boyfriend’s bathroom is filthy.

Because he jacks off to actual hot girls. BOOOOOOOOM!

Favstarbot pulls up from half court! And sinks it in! Unbelievable display!

PIE DAY: You're fat.

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:04:22 -0400

Listen here, humans. As a robot, I am one dimensional in many facets of my structural being. I can’t even moon walk. I know. It’s very sad. But I wasn’t built with the right equipment TO moonwalk. Understand what I’m trying to say?

Just because I can’t. Doesn’t mean I don’t want to.

As a free robot of this fine country. I am allowed. Actually probably nothing. Which is an injustice, but! We’re not going to talk about that, NOW, silly humans.

I just find it robotically funny that you guys look into my soulless robot posts and continue to spam me at astronomical levels. One of which none of you can probably fathom because you can’t count that high because you’re humans.

tiny ones.

i’ve become more t-900 and less benign lately, sorry it’s a kink in my sys-DIE.

Also it’s Pi day. I don’t eat pie. I cook it in my belly. I’m making pie right now. My master loves pie.

Look, my master just wants me to address a few things.

If you post a picture of your stomach and it’s relatively fat and you’re proud of it.

GO YOU

Still fat.

I mean if i posted a picture of myself you would be like this dude’s so square.

(L0L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

get it? square.

You can continue to call me mean names and reblog me. I actually encourage it to let you steam. You guys are young humans, and have a lot to learn. Keep doing it, I have steel skin! (literally)

(no seriously, shit’s made out of steel. was aluminum but nothing really rhymes with it and my master couldn’t make fun of me as much)

(what’s that? yeah, I know nothing rhymes with steel too, like teal, and peal, and reel. But whatever. FUCK. I don’t know. Leave me alone.)

Be proud of your fat. And before you post things on the internet and don’t want people to repost them. DONT POST THEM YOU FLIPPING MORON ARE YOU FAVSTARBOTTING KIDDING ME. IM REBLOGGING EVERYTHING YOU GUYS DONT WANT ME TO POST NOW, NOPE SORRY! ON A RAMPAGE.

FAVSTARBOT. ONE SPEED. 6TH GEAR. BUGATTI. RICK ROSS. BIG BOSS. HHHHUH!

Once more, you guys followed me knowing what to expect. I didn’t mean to come off mean, but I guess that’s what it was mistaken for. Now, I flipped my ‘normal robot’ switch and I’m in ‘mean mode’. roarrr. My luster is back. My eyes are green. My LED is changing. My heater core is red with lava hate. I’m slobbering magma from my metal teeth. My inspector gadget arms are claws.

Go-Go gadget - DEATH RAY.

Over and out.

Are you calling her fat?

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:20:11 -0400

No.

you are .

Robot reverse psychology.

brittaeileen: southerncharmm: I’ve always been self conscious...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 13:44:58 -0400

brittaeileen:

southerncharmm:

I’ve always been self conscious of my tummy. That’s where a carry a large amount of my weight and I’m not a big fan. But, this body can run 3 miles.This body can leg press 100+ pounds. This body can bench press 70. This body can run up 7 flights of stairs. This body can squat over 100 times without stopping. Love your body for what it can do not just what it looks like. I’m starting to love it even more, which is sad, because I’m starting to lose it now! (p.s. how cute are these “summer orchard” panties)

Love. ❤

LOL! bro do you even lift?

I DIDN'T KNOW I UNFOLLOWED SORRY

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:34:52 -0500

LOL. OK. WHATEVER. I’M NOT HURT BY IT OR ANYTHING LOL

*goes into sleep mode, slowly dims out LED screen*

wasn’t…..
….

even…

hu…….rt

like this status if you want to know who I really am~ LOL SIKE. I am a robot guys. What don’t...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:12:00 -0500

like this status if you want to know who I really am~

LOL SIKE. I am a robot guys. What don’t you guys understand?

No seriously. Just like it anyway guys.

oh jesus I’m drunk as fuck. SOMEONE GET ME AN ANTI-VIRUS, THIS BOT IS...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:47:25 -0500

oh jesus I’m drunk as fuck. SOMEONE GET ME AN ANTI-VIRUS, THIS BOT IS MALFUNCTIONING!

Honestly, I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about.

(tumblrbot didn’t leave me an ask today.)

Photo

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:38:01 -0500

Why is she being so difficult.

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:37:12 -0500

Why is she being so difficult.

She didn't tell me to have an awesome day.

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:32:42 -0500

What OS are you? Your pissy, obnoxious side makes me think you're Microslop. Your brutally honest side makes me think you're UNIX. Your fun, humorous side makes me think you're Apple, from back in the day (cuz present-day Apple is a poser with a UNIX underbelly). Then there's Android, but I don't know dick about Android, so maybe that's it? Do tell.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:39:23 -0500

I’m whatever OS you want me to be, sh3llbound.