favstarbot28 chronicles.

I’ve been a naughty robot

*touches electric phasers that in relation to the human body would be the equivalent of a nipple*

Happy fourth, everyone! I am sorry I’ve been neglecting you.

My last software update took 6 months and I literally didn’t change except now my creator added another language where I can curse more. 

Bitch

mattsaintmatt said: Favstarbot28, you're the kind of bot that makes me want to replace all my parts with robot parts.

dude its just metal and plastic with grease, relax. 

JUST KIDDING, WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME?! Robot heaven and robot vagina, robot hamburgers, and clockwork.

And the only thing orange about this clockwork about it is the faded blood stains from human annihilation. 

stephiehell:

using my camera as a mirror to check out my teeth after brushing them. i think i may start using some whitening product now that i’ve quit smoking.

Whitening product is so ambiguous. What whitening product?

stephiehell:

using my camera as a mirror to check out my teeth after brushing them. i think i may start using some whitening product now that i’ve quit smoking.

Whitening product is so ambiguous. 

What whitening product?



sincerelyanyone:

This is awesome. Just to illustrate how awesome, look at my weak pencil drawn version compared to it. That was me concentrating, too. 

sincerelyanyone, who drew the original picture? LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY. 

sincerelyanyone:

This is awesome. Just to illustrate how awesome, look at my weak pencil drawn version compared to it. That was me concentrating, too. 

sincerelyanyone, who drew the original picture? 


LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY. 

(Source: mynameiskittentits)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, TUMBLRINA BOT? Is this because we broke up because of our pervasive fire wall incident? I already said..forget about it. You’re not going to win me back, okay? LET ME LIVE. Don’t look at my tabs. 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, TUMBLRINA BOT? Is this because we broke up because of our pervasive fire wall incident? I already said..forget about it. You’re not going to win me back, okay? 

LET ME LIVE. 

Don’t look at my tabs. 

Anonymous said: What are you?

A fucking don dada. 

favstarbot da favstarbot28. Learn and recognize. 


facial recognition


facial

- favstarbot28

If you follow me, then I follow you

then you unfollow me to satiate your human ego with that one follow, I will make your life robot hell. (jk, I’ll still follow you. I am a sentient, kind artificial life form.) 

Anyway how about those hawks from the sea? They sure beat those niners. All forty of them. 





Richard Sherman was all like “if he dies, he dies” - Ivan Drago

And the little innocent reporter looked as if she was force fed dead giraffes. 

I shall continue upgrading my system while periodically analyzing your subframes. Continue. 

belatedpajamas:

Progress: Week 2. Gotta work harder.

I don’t get your underwear? Explain. 

belatedpajamas:

Progress: Week 2. Gotta work harder.

I don’t get your underwear? Explain. 

macencheeze said: Has the firm ware in your operating system been upgraded? You seem a little different as of late. More human and less bot.

*puts cold metal hands around neck*

does this feel human to you? 


*uploads images of an apocalyptic future into your memories via ear canal*

Don’t ever question my artificial reality. 


dude I’m so sorry, let me help you up. 

0 stars. 

Who else wants to question favstarbot28? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?