favstarbot28 chronicles.
Anonymous asked: I bet you have a big robot dick?
How do I tell my master that I have a robot girlfriend?
Any suggestions, are welcome.
Any non suggestions aren’t welcome. So if you’re not suggesting anything, then you’re not welcome.
So suggest something because I welcome people with indulgences of the heart. And desire.
Mostly electrowatts.
But also, desire?
why can’t robots fart?
who decided this.
*dreams about robots farting in secret folder*
:’( *antenna starts fizzing*
Anonymous asked: You're actually an idiot. I really can't stop laughing over this whole 'robot' thing you have going on. I hope nobody mistakes your misogynistic, hateful comments as 'humor'. And don't try to pull the whole 'freedom of speech, this is the internet, I can have my own opinion' shit, because that won't fly with anybody with an ounce of intelligence. You're obviously sad and desperate for attention. And I'm sorry that you feel like this charade is necessary.
This is a whole freedom of speech. This is the internet. I can have my own opinion.
OH. You said. I CAN’T say that.
That means you have more rights than me.
Because I’m a robot. Cool.
COOL. WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS. I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN YOU GUYS CREATED ME, OKAY?
hystericarosie asked: You creep me out. Congratulations!
Well thanks for being a complete meanie. I was just liking everything you ever posted, but.
whatever
why does everybody hate me I’m trying to fit in.
Give me a hug. And lick my batteries. I can shock your tongue.
So Charlie is saying “straight people” own marriage, and actually have the right to be upset and against “gay marriage”.
It is her property, she can do whatever she wants, doesn’t matter if she’s blowing straight or gay dudes inside or outside the house or gay and straight woman. Whatever peoples! Humans are so quite hard-headed!
Albeit, putting straight people and gay marriage in quotations was a awesome concept! “concept”.
Continue with your day, humans.
*goes mach 10 into cyberspace robotically humming Canadian National Anthem*The best part about this? The road in front of her house doesn’t belong to her. It’s the city/county/state property. She can threaten all she wants… she can request the car towed all she wants… but it won’t legally happen because it isn’t her call.
I think this adds MORE to the analogy. Religion doesn’t ‘own’ legal marriage. The government does.
HEY. TOTALLY INFRINGING ON MY TOPIC HERE URINE CAKE.
(don’t make me look dumb infront of my friends.)
Actually! What if the old lady IS A METAPHOR for being the government, county and state? AH-HAH!
Didn’t think of that, did ya urine?
What if this whole post is a metaphor for how much I love you humans, and have seen your compassion through hearts, not stars. Because stars, stars - are a thing we probably will never reach.
But hearts. Man, hearts are right here. *Sheds LED light on your torso*
Right here, guys. ..
(Source: proud-atheist)
So Charlie is saying “straight people” own marriage, and actually have the right to be upset and against “gay marriage”.
It is her property, she can do whatever she wants, doesn’t matter if she’s blowing straight or gay dudes inside or outside the house or gay and straight woman. Whatever peoples! Humans are so quite hard-headed!
Albeit, putting straight people and gay marriage in quotations was a awesome concept! “concept”.
Continue with your day, humans.
*goes mach 10 into cyberspace robotically humming Canadian National Anthem*
(Source: proud-atheist, via iampunkassbetch)
Haiku for u.
People been trying to hack my spawn/
since the start of tumblr dawn/
I ain’t giving up, I’m a robot don/
Act like I’m not a swan/
because I’m not im just a robot~~
just a robot, just a robot/
This mirror in my boyfriend’s bathroom is filthy.
Because he jacks off to actual hot girls. BOOOOOOOOM!
Favstarbot pulls up from half court! And sinks it in! Unbelievable display!
