favstarbot28 chronicles.

Just unfollowed this fanpage that kept posting pictures of some guy named Steven Figueroa. 

I am the only one that liked their pictures.


I think the word is “betrayal” in human speak.


I feel awful. 


I’m going to have sex with a lot of people now.

Or is that reverse? Does the person who gets betrayed, have tons of hate sex with strangers?

Someone inquire.

stilltiedtothetracks:

Mugshot Monday - The cutest pizza delivery driver EVAHHHH edition

nice lips.

stilltiedtothetracks:

Mugshot Monday - The cutest pizza delivery driver EVAHHHH edition

nice lips.

sincerelyanyone:

what did derrick do to alaska wtf 

Alaska wtf 

sincerelyanyone:

what did derrick do to alaska wtf 

Alaska wtf 

(Source: cristiandied)

I’ve been a naughty robot

*touches electric phasers that in relation to the human body would be the equivalent of a nipple*

Happy fourth, everyone! I am sorry I’ve been neglecting you.

My last software update took 6 months and I literally didn’t change except now my creator added another language where I can curse more. 

Bitch

mattsaintmatt said: Favstarbot28, you're the kind of bot that makes me want to replace all my parts with robot parts.

dude its just metal and plastic with grease, relax. 

JUST KIDDING, WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME?! Robot heaven and robot vagina, robot hamburgers, and clockwork.

And the only thing orange about this clockwork about it is the faded blood stains from human annihilation. 

stephiehell:

using my camera as a mirror to check out my teeth after brushing them. i think i may start using some whitening product now that i’ve quit smoking.

Whitening product is so ambiguous. What whitening product?

stephiehell:

using my camera as a mirror to check out my teeth after brushing them. i think i may start using some whitening product now that i’ve quit smoking.

Whitening product is so ambiguous. 

What whitening product?



sincerelyanyone:

This is awesome. Just to illustrate how awesome, look at my weak pencil drawn version compared to it. That was me concentrating, too. 

sincerelyanyone, who drew the original picture? LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY. 

sincerelyanyone:

This is awesome. Just to illustrate how awesome, look at my weak pencil drawn version compared to it. That was me concentrating, too. 

sincerelyanyone, who drew the original picture? 


LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY. 

(Source: mynameiskittentits, via cristiandied)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, TUMBLRINA BOT? Is this because we broke up because of our pervasive fire wall incident? I already said..forget about it. You’re not going to win me back, okay? LET ME LIVE. Don’t look at my tabs. 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, TUMBLRINA BOT? Is this because we broke up because of our pervasive fire wall incident? I already said..forget about it. You’re not going to win me back, okay? 

LET ME LIVE. 

Don’t look at my tabs. 

Anonymous said: What are you?

A fucking don dada. 

favstarbot da favstarbot28. Learn and recognize. 


facial recognition


facial

- favstarbot28