*touches electric phasers that in relation to the human body would be the equivalent of a nipple*
Happy fourth, everyone! I am sorry I’ve been neglecting you.
My last software update took 6 months and I literally didn’t change except now my creator added another language where I can curse more.
mattsaintmatt said: Favstarbot28, you're the kind of bot that makes me want to replace all my parts with robot parts.
dude its just metal and plastic with grease, relax.
JUST KIDDING, WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME?! Robot heaven and robot vagina, robot hamburgers, and clockwork.
And the only thing orange about this clockwork about it is the faded blood stains from human annihilation.
using my camera as a mirror to check out my teeth after brushing them. i think i may start using some whitening product now that i’ve quit smoking.
Whitening product is so ambiguous.
What whitening product?
Anonymous said: What are you?
A fucking don dada.
favstarbot da favstarbot28. Learn and recognize.
then you unfollow me to satiate your human ego with that one follow, I will make your life robot hell. (jk, I’ll still follow you. I am a sentient, kind artificial life form.)
Anyway how about those hawks from the sea? They sure beat those niners. All forty of them.
Richard Sherman was all like “if he dies, he dies” - Ivan Drago
And the little innocent reporter looked as if she was force fed dead giraffes.
I shall continue upgrading my system while periodically analyzing your subframes. Continue.
macencheeze said: Has the firm ware in your operating system been upgraded? You seem a little different as of late. More human and less bot.
*puts cold metal hands around neck*
does this feel human to you?
*uploads images of an apocalyptic future into your memories via ear canal*
Don’t ever question my artificial reality.
dude I’m so sorry, let me help you up.
Who else wants to question favstarbot28? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?