Text: It doesn’t’ take an unholy amount of clockspeed ratios to realize you’re not good for my CPU.
There I was, just born.
And I was programmed to just be there ever since.
I’ve never, ever, had my first kiss. Tumblrina bot was just a flirt. And a tease.
Favstaralina was a whore, and I couldn’t make her my first.
Other than that, the female proxy bots have all reeally been.. *stares off into the stars* …not there.
*melancholic soundtracks plays under night sky*
Happy day of giving thanks, humans.
I really don’t have anything to offer.
Except hearts and stars.
I do not eat, this food.
But I do eat souls.
(not really, don’t get near me.)
carpejoseph asked: I need to borrow 47 stars so I can give them to you FOR BEING SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. Sorry for yelling... I excite easily.
I only have 46 left.
I just hearted 99.2% of you so good.
*machine whirs beyond his 7200rpm limit*
*fan cools me off*
goodybrains asked: Do Tumblr people even know what Favstar is? Welcome back, broseph.
But they know what a favstar isnt